Approximate transcript from a conversation at Guitar Center

Friday, August 25...Guitar Center on Hulen in FW
I am on the hunt for a M-Audio MIDI Uno interface.
I walk into the pro audio area where the employee is ringing up 2 gentlemen from a different church in the DFW area.

Employee: Ok sir, can you give me the name of your church?
Customer: Sure its XoXoXo Church.
Employee: Ok, let me see if I can find it in the system. What's the zip?
Customer: 12345.
Employee: Hmmmmmm....
Customer: [walks behind counter, looks at computer screen] there we are. that's us. The zip is wrong.
Employee: [annoyed] Ok.
Customer: Is there any kind of deal you can give me on this?
Employee: Uh...I've already given you $3 off the ticket price.
Customer: Is there anything free you can give me?
Employee: Uh...
Customer: I give away salvation for free.
Employee: Uh...no thanks.
Customer: Ok, you're good?
Employee: Yeah, my salvation will come at 5 pm when I get the hell out of here.
Customer: So, there's nothing free you can give me? Come on man, my Savior is a Jew.
Employee: Uh......
Customer: [laughs at his own comment with his buddy]
Employee: Ok, that'll be $20.
Customer: [pays and leaves]
Me: [while paying for my item, which is purchased for a church] Don't worry, I won't ask for free stuff.
Employee: Oh, that was so annoying. I actually lost money on those guys.
Me: Where they here a while?
Employee: YES! And all they bought was $20 worth of cords.
Me: Wow.
Employee: Yeah, that's why I don't go to church.
Me: Yeah, that was kind of embarassing.
Employee: I just about said something after the Jew comment. You know, I grew up in church. And that is why I don't go back.
Me: Yeah, I don't blame you.